Your guy on the desk.On the phone. Right now.

Steve's been working a New York trading desk since '84. He's got your watchlists, live quotes, the news wire — and opinions. Pick up the phone and ask him anything about the market.

“You wanna buy WHAT at this RSI? Champ. Champ, listen to me.”

Checking your line…

You call, he picks up. Tap the mic, talk like it's 1987. Real speech in, real Brooklyn-adjacent wisdom out.

He works the terminal. Live quotes, technicals, your actual TradingView watchlists and alerts — pulled mid-sentence while you hold.

Zero sugarcoating. Steve's read, not gospel. He'll push back on your worst ideas once, colorfully, then respect the play.

Calls use your weekly tvremix usage limit, same as chat. Steve is an AI with a phone manner, not a licensed anything — entertainment plus real data, minus the guarantees.

A man in a Hawaiian shirt calling his broker from a poolside villa, 90s brick phone in hand

This is you. Poolside, somewhere sensible, while Steve works the desk.

Across the ocean, a phone is already ringing. Call the desk.